When I asked my blog readers their thoughts on how to document the impending child's monthly growth spurts, I never expected the responses I got. I keep going back and reading the ideas and seriously dying laughing thinking about the implementation of these scenarios. A few of my faves...
1. My friend Lisa suggested that I take a picture of Blink's face every week, then when he or she is 50, make a flip book. I'll be 80 when Blink turns 50...hope my flip-book making skills are perfected by then.
2. My husband suggested we put the baby on the back of the cat. And have the cat hold a sign in his mouth saying how baby is. This is only more hilarious if you know Sebbi.
3. Like, if you know Sebbi like my brother Josh does. He suggested that when Sebbi dies, we stuff him so that we can continue our picture-posing. Anything for a photo op, eh Josh? He knows me too well.
4. Meanwhile, Blinky's godmother, Kelly is planning on signing Blink up for a contortionist class so that he or she can form themselves into a number, saving mom both time and money.
5 And finally, my new blog buddy, kp, suggests photoshopping the whole damn thing so that I can add devil horns and mustaches to that preshus baby face. We are eerily alike. And once she finds out what Blinky's first Halloween costume will be, she'll find our similar thinking even more creepy.
Anyway, thank you all for your awesome responses. Don't think I'm an a-hole, or trying to wiggle myself out of giving away a super awesome prize, but I think I came up with my own idea. And it involves costumes. Because if there's anything I like better than a costume photo sesh, it's a tiny costume photo sesh. So um, stay tuned to see what the hell I mean.
Oh and guess what! The nursery is pretty much done so I'm gonna reveal that shizz tomorrow! So come back! And bring your friends! I'll give you a prize! Or I won't! Find out tomorrow!
4 comments:
No, you are hilarious. Can't wait to see the nursery reveal!
You are so funny. I'm dying to see the nursery reveal, too.
Wahoo, nursery reveal!
Umm does this mean we can't do our seasons/random holiday costumes? Or are these costumes in addition?
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