1. I spent a good part of my day yesterday researching the possible harmful effects of fake tanners (spray, lotions, etc.) on pregnant chicks. Somehow was not surprised to see pregnant women posting on message boards that they were in fact, still using the tanning bed. Conclusion: people are idiots.
2. I LOVE Millionaire Matchmaker on bravo. Why can’t that be my job? It’s not even a real job!
3. I *try* really hard to not talk in “weeks”. That annoys people.
This lame post comes to you by the makers of spyware, who are currently hijacking my laptop, thus making it nearly impossible to access any photos and whatnot. Pray that the local nerds come to the rescue tonight and I get my baby back. Baby back.
And for your enjoyment...bff Kelly's Easter Lamb Butter