Ok, so after tax, delivery charges, old mattress removal charges and promises of our first-born child, the total came to astronomical. That crap really adds up. Our cheap-o brains started thinking. And we came up with a way to get rid of all of those charges. First, we live a stone's throw away from The Small Wonder, the great tax-free state of Delaware, where we were currently shopping. However, if our mattress is delivered to our house in PA, we get charged 6% PA sales tax plus a delivery fee. Oh and they also want like $30 to take our old, mystery mattress with them. Helllllll no.