Best Japanese Tourist Impersonation goes to...Me in
Best Use of Picasa Mustaches goes to...Me for our 3rd Anniversary Tribute Pic.
Best 1st Miller Light of the Year goes to...that bottle I'm holding. It was March. I went almost 3 months without drinking. Insane.
Best Crab Eaten Next to a Slot Machine goes to...that little orange guy, somewhere in Maryland.
Best Use of a Headlamp goes to... Me & everyone else who donned this thing so we could see outside, at night, during The Game at Kelly & Jeff's.
Best Answer to What's your Favorite Birthday Present? goes to...Kelly for using her chompers to hold a DVD, probably King of Queens, season 18.
Best Greased-Up Samoan goes to...luau guy whose thighs were bigger than my head. I guessed! I didn't compare. Gross.
Best Portrayal of a Pervy Old Man goes to...Grandpa down there who loved the bevy of be-wigged beauties at Katie's Bach party in Atlantic City.
Best Run-In with a Favorite Bartender with No Thumb...goes to this night. Me & Kelly doing an old school South St. trip, seeing Mitch who has no thumb and realizing that it had been 8 years ago since we started going to
get free drinks see him.
Best Trip Used an an Excuse to Get Hammered goes to...the Yuengling Factory Tour for just being awesome.
Best 2 am Photoshoot at the County Courthouse goes to...me, Kelly, Tursi and a group of random strangers with a lot of love for local government.
Best Gratuitous Use of a Beanie goes to...Me and anyone else who proudly sported their conductor, chef or viking hat at Kelly's Bach party.
Best Impersonation of a Morning Show while at a Bar goes to...Katie, Kelly & Adrienne for entertaining us at the weirdest bar known to man in Solomons Island, MD.
Best Shot of the Best Friends Ever goes to...the drunk lady sitting behind us at the U2 concert at the Meadowlands.
Best Application of Black Girl Makeup on a White Dude goes to...Me again. Bob Barker never looked so fly.
Best Fake Bridal Shower at a Trashy Bar goes to...Kelly's Bridesmaids. This fake shower turned out spectacular & was one of the most hysterical things I'd seen all year. We did good.
Best Posing in an Open-Air Taxi goes to...Sarah, Katie, A & Josh plus the rest of my friends who made that taxi ride both terrifying and hilarious.