Happy Birthday to my big brother Josh...
in honor of your 34th year on earth and because I have an odd fascination with list-making, I give you the top 10 reasons you're ok in my book.
10. You call me Skip, the only nickname that has ever stuck
9. You helped me lose 94 pound-a-roos
8. You introduced me to Erasure and I will be eternally grateful
7. You’re a good tenant and don’t spend your rent money on bourbon, scotch and beer. Oh and you taught me George Thorogood lyrics
6. You make us dinner
5. You’re not afraid of cut-off sweatpants
4. You’ve created a mini version of yourself called Josh 2.0 for future generations to enjoy
3. You gave me a card meant for a black man when I graduated from 8th grade
2. You were a master at the yo-yo
1. You are my biggest audience & laugh at everything I say