
Yup, tomorrow is officially 2 months until Christmas. Every year, same freak out. One of the most stressful tasks of the hollyday season, in my opinion, is the assembling of the Wish List. It should be fun and easy, you’d think. Breaking out your nice clean pad of paper, locating the perfect pen. C’mon, you know how important a pen that writes nice is, don’t ya? I know you do Kel. Then you proceed to list all the things you want for Christmas. A sweater, a pair of earrings, some candles, a new set of sheets. Or when you were little, you’d grab the Sears Wish Book ( take a moment of silence ) and a pen and circle things you want. Or in the later years, add a check mark to the box they already provided for you. Oh it was and should be one of the best parts of Christmas!
But no. It’s kind of daunting, and dare I say, annoying. In order to avoid the inevitable trip to the mall on Dec 26th to return the crap you were given, it’s probably a good idea these days to be as specific as possible. Here is the sweater I want. It’s from this store. Here is the link. It’s located in this mall should you want to don your Santa hat and head out on black Friday like the rest of those freaks. (btw, im one of those freaks, just without the hat) Oh and here is the size, color and even a coupon for you to use when purchasing my sweater. Well that kind of takes all the fun out of opening gifts, doesn’t it? It’s the age-old debate that goes through my head every year…do I want to get something I wanted (and kind of expected) or do I want to keep trying to re-live my magical Christmastime youth? (and be surprised)
And because a man found me suitable for marriage, I get to do this task twice. He just will not do it. He might say he would do it but it would never happen. And trying to get a list out of him is ridiculously hard. He doesn’t wish for anything. He doesn’t want sweaters or candles or sheets. He doesn’t even want tools or a robe or a tie or any other stereotypical man gift. Oh wait, he wants Home Depot gift cards. That’s it. Try telling everyone who asks that all he wants is HD gift cards. It won’t fly.
Yes, we are extremely lucky that so many lovely people want to even give us Christmas gifts at all. And probably even luckier that they ask for a list at all. I just wish there was an Adult Wish Book with toys I could just check off. This year, I’ll take the Holiday Barbie, the game Clue and the air hockey table. Please. Thank you Santa.